Hurricane Plan

Stepdad: Okay, so while we're all here, let's talk about our emergency plan....
I'm in the kitchen, mixing eggs, vegetable oil, water and brownie mix. His tone catches my attention and I lean toward the wall to listen.
Stepdad: Who do we eat first?

We bought crackers, pickles, powdered milk, juice, Capri Sun, ravioli, pudding, cookies, and other dry snacks. Hurricane plan: Eat lots. If we run out, eat the next largest person in the house.